I went to the doctor the other day.
I was told to drink 32 oz of water one hour before I arrived. The test was just an ultrasound for something you really don't want to know about. Obediently I chugged 2 water bottles one hour before my appointment. When I arrived at the doctor, I was already pretty uncomfortable.
Probably because I hadn't emptied my bladder since the morning.
Oh well.
Excited to have a quiet moment, I sat down in the waiting room with a good book.
I sat still.
I waited.
I waited some more...
Forty five minutes later, I was still sitting, but I could no longer hold still. I tried to concentrate on my book, but the "P" word kept creeping into the pages. Dancing in my chair, I wondered if I should get up and pester the receptionist, or just be patient.
Now pain. I couldn't remember having to go this bad since I was little. I stood up to walk to the counter and had to waddle, knees held tight together. Looking down at my stomach, I looked pregnant.
I asked, "do you know how much longer I am going to have to wait?"
The reply, "maybe another half hour."
Now panic.
I explained to the girl why I was there. As embarrassed as I was, the discomfort was grater and I confided in her that I could hold "it" no longer. She suggested that I only let out a little to relieve the discomfort.
Away I waddled down the hall and around the corner to the bathroom. I felt 5 again.
Only a little.
I would just go a little.
Just to relieve the pressure and pain.
I couldn't do it! I tried to be disciplined, but it all came out. I was sure they would call my name as soon as I went back in and the test would have to be rescheduled.
On my way back to confess, I swallowed as much water from the drinking fountain as I could.
She called my name.
With my head down, I walked back to the front desk.
"It all came out."
She just laughed and handed me a water bottle. "Get drinking."
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This picture is random, but I wanted to show Kim G what the jammies she gave Savannah looked like. Thanks Kim! She finally gets to wear them.